Blog Tips

Since I started writing this blog, I have had a number of people ask me the question, "How can I get started writting a blog too?"

Ok, so no one really asked me that, but if anyone who reads my blog has ever wondered this, I will clue you in to a few key secrets to keeping a blog. First, you have to have a fair amount of ideas. If you are a boring/stupid person, then I suggest you find another way to waste your life. No one wants to read about how your dog did something funny, or how big your grandchildren are getting. There are too many blogs like that already and no one reads them.

Another tip is to use alcohol as a writing tool. Drinking enhances bad ideas, that you would otherwise never write about. It gives you the courage to publish toughts and ideas that you might normally consider inappropriate, or outright morally wrong. These will most likely be your most popular posts. Make sure you write and publish the drunken post, while still intoxicated. You don't want to blow a great blog post by giving youself the chance to revise it the next day with a sober mind. In my experience, a sober mind equals a boring blog.

Speaking of which, I am feeling a wave of soberiety coming over me right now, which means I didn't drink enough beer for breakfast this morning. I guess its off to the liqour store. Cheers!