Lots of time off means more blog posts.

So for those of you who are wondering why I am in Montana, I will tell you. I was working a rich people's resort in a remote location. I was a server to the rich and famous. Your next question might be, who exactly did you serve to deserve such a title? Well a more refined and professional server, might claim that this is between me and the guest. I however, have no such values. Though the list is short, I did have the pleasure of serving a few people who are somewhat of celebrity status. First was former All-Pro Chicago Bears linebacker and Hall of Famer, Dick Butkus. This was a treat for me, a rabid NFL fan, though some of my co-workers had never even heard of him. He seemed to be a nice guy and I will never forget the words he spoke directly to me..."Hey waiter, I'll have a mineral water." Wow. Inspiring words from a football legend. The next semi-celebrity that visited our ranch was one of the queers from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", Carson Kressley. I didn't really know who he was before he got there, but he was pretty easy to pick out. He was the only gay guy on the ranch. He only stayed for one night but made his mark by inviting nearly every other dude at the ranch to come "hang out" in his cabin. Luckily we are professionals at our ranch and he was politely turned down. So, yeah. Those are the only famous people I have seen. But I guess that is a pretty good number for being out in rural Montana. Ok I'm sick of writing. I'm gonna go slam a few beers.