I was bored so I wrote this.

So it is now official. I will be moving back to Michigan after spending six months in Montana. I have a little over a week left here and there will no doubt be some things that I miss. Seeing mountains everywhere was pretty cool. I'm sort of surprised I never got into a car accident due to nature's distracting scenery. The wildlife out here was pretty cool as well. I saw deer everyday and I also saw a lot of elk, which if you have never seen one alive, are huge. I always see them at night crossing the road and they look like giant monsters lumbering around in the darkness. I sort of live on a nature preserve out here. It is a large area of land owned by the owner of the ranch that I work at. So all the animals can just chill out there and no one can hunt them except for the owner. In a way I am sort of like a medeival serf, tied to the land. I live on the king's land in a house owned by the king surrounded by the king's deer. If I were ever to kill any of these deer I'm pretty sure I would be executed. By the way, the owner is Craig Barrett, a former CEO of Intel and current Chairman of the Board. So I think he could probably have anyone executed that he wanted to. Especially in Montana. It would be pretty easy to dispose of a body out here. Just drive off in the woods somewhere and dump it. No one would find it for weeks. Sometimes I wonder how many people around here are actually reformed serial killers who escaped the law and started a new life in a small Montana town. That's what I would do. You could live off by yourself and no one would fuck with you. And its pretty easy to blend in here. All you have to do is cut your bathing down to once a week and stop shaving. Find yourself an old rusted out pickup and you're set. That's my back up plan. If shit starts going wrong and the authorities are searching for me. I'll just high-tail it to Montana. Then maybe start up a meth lab to keep the funds coming in. The only thing keeping me from doing it now is my youthful ambition to make something of myself. We'll see how long that lasts.