Darby Library

So this blog is about how I dislike small town librarians. Since the library is the only place in Darby that has wireless internet I find myself there more often than I would like. I also believe that I am the only person in town who uses the wireless internet. Very rarely does anyone else come in with a laptop. Most people just use the public computers to look at pictures of pickup trucks and read their horoscopes. Anyways. The librarians here are like Nazis about the computers. I have been scolded a number of times for not signing in to use my own computer. Who gives a shit? Its free. I'm not stealing anything. Also sometimes I find myself having to use the library's computers, which is even more of a pain in the ass. All the librarians seem to think I have no idea how the signing in process works even though I am at the library every other day. I even had one approach me with the sign-in sheet and accuse me of not signing it in a rather unpleasant tone that would have implied that I had shot her dog or something. I simply stated, "Uh...yes I did." And pointed out my name and the computer number. "Oh...sorry." Stupid bitch I signed your damn sheet, leave me the fuck alone. In small towns the internet is still pretty new. Most people don't even know what to do with it. The librarians consider themselves the local regulators of the internet and all its information. Most of the locals go along with it since they don't know any better. Sorry to burst your bubble, you weird looking lady, but the you can't stop me from using the internet for evil. Right now I am using it to publicly denounce your computer regulating practices.

Also while I was here today an old guy came in to donate some books and said, "Yeah you can have them, I don't read. I really hate to read." I guess I would hate it too if I was really bad at it. From his appearance I think you could make that assumption. But I guess he's in the right place.