Bahamas

I have just returned from my journey to the islands of the Carribean. A marvelous time was had by all. Some advice if you ever decide to travel to the Bahamas, don't plan on driving there. They drive on the opposite side of the road and they all drive like psychos. Oh yeah and drinking and driving is allowed and encouraged. This part was not so bad. Who doesn't enjoy knockin' back a few cold ones after a long days work while doing 80 down the interstate? I know I do. But unfortunately I don't live in the Bahamas, I live in the U.S. where ol' Johnny Law is always after me, telling me what to do. Oh well. There are no monkeys in the Bahamas. So if you go there planning to capture one and smuggle it back so you can have your own monkey butler, you will be disappointed. I guess that's all.