Global Warming is Ruining My Life

So, I don't know about the rest of the country, but this has been the worst winter in recent history for Jackson Hole. No snow and unseasonably warm. I blame it on global warming. Anyone who doesn't believe that the climate is changing must never leave their basement, 'cause I think its pretty obvious. Sure it was cold for a little while here. I'd say about a week of 20 below zero cold. But since then it has steadily gotten warmer. It was like a mini winter. It went through its cycle in about 2 months instead of 4 or 5. Its bullshit. I moved here to ski and I have to ski in the rain in fuckin' February! That is retarded. Some people might just chalk it up to a bad season, something that happens now and again. No. Its global warming. So if you are burning a shit-load of fossil fuels, here is a kick square to the nuts just for you! THWACK!!! I wish searing pain upon your groin until next winter, which had better be better than this one. In fact it couldn't really get any worse unless it didn't snow at all and just stayed summer all year. In which case I will be moving to the Yukon Territory in Canada or perhaps Alaska.